Fucking Machines

A Lot of People are looking up Fucking machines according to Google.

admin — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:27:06 +0000

I tried to re-up my health insurance and they wanted 500 bucks. That really fucked me over so I didn’t do it. I’m just going to apply for cheaper coverage elsewhere. I wish someone would buy this fucking domain. Whatever. Does anyone have any thoughts? I mean seriously hundreds of people are viewing this retarded fucking blog and nobody has any ideas of what a fucking machine is. In global monthly searches its almost searched for 600,000 times. That is quite a bit.

Iced Tea is A fucking Machine

admin — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:37:01 +0000

I always wonder what to drink when I have a big day ahead of me at work. Luckily Iced Tea is 0 calories. I really like iced tea a lot because there are a lot of fat fucking people out in the word. Iced tea is such an enormous fucking lift, I feel like a machine. Seriously if you knew how much of a fucking love I have for Iced Tea you would be surprised. I cannot understand why more people aren’t interested in drinking Iced Tea. Speaking of other beverages does anyone know of any other great fucking beverages to drink. I am so fucking bored of this website I wish you would just buy it from me. I would love if someone would give me some decent cash from it. It is honestly the best fucking website I have ever seen. Lipton is good though.

Rain is totally ruining all my fucking machines.

admin — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 01:36:45 +0000

Car’s do not do well in the rain and where I am at is raining. If you think about it tho rain is kind of like a fucking machine in and of itself. The whole cycle of precipitation is quite amazing. Basically, rain requires a thick cloud cover. This cloud cover is brought about by water saturated air. Once the clouds hit their peak saturation they rain down water. Basically the whole water cycle can be considered a fucking machine. The idea of rain has put satellites into space that help humans gauge whether patterns. These sattelites are extremely complicated fucking machines. I wish I knew how to build one but I don’t understand anything about how satellites work and that is why they fall into a special class of super fucking complex machines beyond my knowledge. I hope it is not raining wherever you are. Snow is cool and is a form of precipitation. Snow machines are awesome too and I don’t understand how they work. I do believe they fall into the category of fucking machines as well but I’ll save that for a later discussion anyway. Make sure if you have an automobile you know how much rain can fuck up your machine and take preventative measures against it.

My Brisk Iced Tea Keeps me Going Like a Fucking Machine

admin — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 01:05:55 +0000

I love Brisk Iced Tea. This shit has zero calories and only 50mg of sodium. Whenever I have a long day of work I like to drink some brisk and I feel like a fucking machine. Today I have a shitload of work to do and its really good that I got My brisk iced tea. 7-11 is open around here which means you know those people work like… well I’ll save that for later. But anyways I completely endorse 0 Calorie brisk Iced tea as a total fucking machine when it comes to low calorie beverages.

My Lenovo Laptop S14 is a fucking machine

admin — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:06:55 +0000

I got this laptop like 4 years ago and am seriously surprised at how well it works. It is the most amazing fucking machine I’ve ever seen in such a small package. I don’t know if they still make them but it is the fucking machine of the day. I am very proud at how well it has performed at work and school. People really take for granted their laptop. This laptop is my favorite fucking machine ever.

Get an Email Address?

admin — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:42:25 +0000

How cool would it be to have your email right here with us at fuckingmachines.net? Forget your gmail account and come over to fuckingmachines.net I know when I work, I’m a fucking machine and I like people knowing it. Right now I’ll do 10.99 a year.

What is Fucking Machine?

admin — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:17:19 +0000

These days the word “fucking” and “machine” mean so many different things to differnent people. I’d love to understand the meaning of the word deeper but it is too complex to fathom. This site is dedicated to finding out what a true fucking machine is.